Marsupials, they want to have soupa y’alls
They pour hot chicken broth
In those pockets that live inside them
And then you approach
With a ladle
As night falls on the marsupial
The fangs grow from inside their pockets
Eating the soup from within
Don’t stick your hand in the marsupial soup poop
Or you will suffer the consequences
Of approaching a kangaroo at night
When it’s their time
Their time to shine
But as the day passes to night
And night to day
You think to yourself
Har sar marsupial way
Soup that sop
And eat that soup
And know that you just ate
A marsupial suit

Fabrice Fabrice,

Comedy Bang! Bang! TV Show

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viralthings:
“Amazing aloe chunk
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welovekanyewest:

This is hilarious, very well made.

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